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Showing posts with label Bahasa Inggris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bahasa Inggris. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Cerita Lucu Bahasa Inggris dan Artinya

1. The child and his mother
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Cerita Lucu Bahasa Inggris dan Artinya

Nama : Rifki Awaludin
Kelas : XI IPA 2
SPOOF
Budi
One day, Budi oversleep. the teacher asked him.
teacher: "why did you oversleep?"
Budi: "I was up late because of traffic signs"
teacher: "why
the traffic signs?"
Budi: "because, there is a warning that" in front of the existing school, go slowly "so I oversleep."

Cerita Lucu Bahasa Inggris d n Artinya

The bomb

There are three passengers and one pilot on a plane. The first man said, “I have a bottle, what should I do?” The pilot replied, “Throw out”. The second man also had a bottle and the pilot told him to throw out. The third person was very different, he said, “I have a bomb, what should I do?” The pilot told him to throw out.